A few days ago they asked you to summarize a cult book in the most zero way possible, about Twitter. As always, you did your best, so much so that we decided to make it a top! Come on, jump, give away from you to us and then from us to you, it’s almost touching, this story.

And it doesn’t even happen in Grasse

A story that anosmics will not like and even less people who do not know what anosmics mean.

Not too toxic the relationship.

The ultradramatic love story we all studied in school.

One of the oldest stories.

There’s also a story of a friend who can’t be trusted who makes fun of people who aren’t cool, but I won’t say more.

A research priest? really?

Hint: and even that it could have ended up in zero-summarized cult movies.

lalala water

Inheritances always suck, anyway.

A boy who lives in space and talks to animals.

No, doesn’t that surprise you?

It’s not a saga, is it?

Come on, let me try… Twilight?

After, it can be super pebbles.

This story I am telling you is not worth a pebble.

Lord of the baguze

I’d rather die than entrust the bagouze to the hands of an elf.

makes you want

I’m already iech and yet this book is great, I promise.

All this to buy pasta

And even that could have been in the cult series abridged in any way (although I must admit that the series is not cult).

But who died as a result?

Hint: it’s still a saga, but not yet Twilight.


It is not obvious.

Ok this is getting really weird

Hint: the girl is Beautiful. And the candle, quite pretty.

Travel at the end of the day?

Day cruise?

A horse, all of a sudden?

Or a cow? bukin? Booqui?



A story that makes you want to pollinate

Hint: the title is floral.

All this without losing track of time.

And without wasting time with the chicks.

A monkey is still very stylish as a pet.

Hint: His first name is two musical notes, glued next to each other.

“Parisians in Deauville”?

Relou those who are there with their towels full of sand that they shake anyway.


If I didn’t know what it is, I’d say it doesn’t make sense.


And it has nothing to do with Last Tango in Paris I assure.

an exhausting book

Written by an author who believes himself to be a king.

And some more as bonuses for fun.

“It’s the story where there are people, they fight against a mistral bastard”

And they have very strange names.

“He’s a music guy who becomes a bum and it goes wrong”

And brothel also has a weird name.

“She’s a girl, she has an animal that changes face depending on her mood and then she goes into worlds and leaves dust everywhere behind this big mess.”

Oh yeah and it’s better than Harry Potter.

“They are two friends who are out there and there is one who is nice but he did not invent hot water and it hurts people because they did not listen to him”

A very hybrid human-animal title.

“It’s the story of a guy whose mother died yesterday who goes to kill people on the beach”

A guy who is clearly not from our country if you ask me.

“A father who has gone a bit crazy at work decides to take his little family on vacation to a big hotel”

And believe it or not, that goes wrong too.

“They should have chosen the nanny better”

It’s crazy how often stories go wrong.

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